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Monday, November 03, 2008
11:23 AM
today,
i experienced THE WORST TAXI RIDE EVER.
borrowed 5 books today - thickness as equivalent to 4 Yellow Pages book.
of course,
to prevent myself frm looking utterly ridiculous(& kental nk mampos) in public,
i had to take a cab home, lah.
omfg.
omfg.
omfg.
THE SMELL.
*shrieks*
u seriously dnt wanna be in there, man.
his cab reeks of urine, beer & drugs.
i swear to god&holymotherfucking*****,
it really stinks to the core, man.
i should have jst gotten outta the cab straightaway.
but stupidly enough, i didnt.
cos e books were too heavy, & i was damn shagged, ok.
i almost went crazy wondering what he might have been doing in his cab before i got in.
*gasps*
nk mati ok?
:x
& trust me,
thats jst e beginning.
wanna know whats e worst part?
bloody faggot 'forgot' to turn his meter on!
i went like, '!@#$' when i found out what happened la!
i was too intoxicated by e smell of his cab that i didnt even realise e meter wasnt switched 'on'
grrr..
this was how e convy went:-
faggot driver: err, sorry ah. i forgot to on e meter ah.
me: WHAT?! alamakk..how like that, mister?
faggot driver: *muke step blur*
me: k la, i gve u 17 bucks. thats all.
faggot driver: 17 dollars ah?
me: yah what. usually i pay $17 leh. now dont even have peak period surcharge leh.
faggot driver: *mumbles*
me: *passes e $$, gets out of cab*
omfggg..
WHY AM I SO NICE?!
i mean paying 17 bucks fr e cab fare?
like, hello?
severely traumatized victim, here?
siak ah, he still can doubt me somemore.
excuse me horrr, i even paid u 2 bucks more leh, since it wasnt during e peak hour..
fucking stupid yellow faggot driver.
ARGH!
so angryyyy!!!!!
ok, with that said.
i am offically banning SMRT cabs frm my life, EVER.
& i do hope that freaking driver gets robbed, raped, sodomised & murdered by 17 drunk gay dudes, next to a cemetery.
i just want him to suffer lah, can?
i mean like,
i had to bathe & exfoliate every inch of my body jst to get rid of the 'filth' ok.
and i wiped all e books with alcohol wipes, like a dozen times each.
YYY
ok, enough of that severely traumatising experience.
aftr that.
got out of e house again to meet kiki.
our intention was to shop.
but in the end, we end up buying nothing and spending our $$ instead on useless(but damn nice) edible food.
:))
YYY
im buying my watch tmr!!!
:))
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